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Oh, cute.

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Oh, no.

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Pants.

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Jump through the tops with pants
attached.

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The top.

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No, no. They're pants with tops attached
that cover the top. Must be your pantel

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region.

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Agree to disagree.

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Disagree? How are we even friends?

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Morena, lady.

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Morena. Did any woman sign up to the
roster?

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No. Henny, would you put a jumpsuit in
top or pants?

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I'd put it in dresses.

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Okay.

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No.

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It's term one and lost property is
already smelling like it's term four.

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Please collect it by the end of the day.

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Oh,

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hey, how many parent volunteers do we
need for the fair this Saturday?

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At least eight.

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And how many have we got so far?

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Three.

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Hi.

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Hi, Heather.

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I love your outfit. Thank you.

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What specifically?

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The overall vibe.

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Have you signed up to help on Saturday
yet? I've got to go because I have to

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leave.

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I was invited to Ava's party.

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Where's Ryan?

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He didn't get one.

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Ryan didn't get invited to Ava's party?

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I'm surprised Ryan wasn't invited.

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Ava went to Ryan's party, now that's the
rules, right? Your kid goes to my kid's

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party, my kid goes to yours.

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Maybe they can't afford lots of kids at
work.

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Could be a numbers thing.

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If it's any consolation, I never went to
a lot of parties as a child and I

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turned out perfectly fine.

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Everyone likes Ryan, though, right?

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Hey!

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Heather.

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Your hair's so shiny today.

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Thank you.

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I've upped my vitamin E and my folic
acid intake.

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Where do I drop secondhand books?

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books in the library, clothes in the
resource room, toys in the hall.

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It's all in my email, along with the
call -out for volunteers. Here's the

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roster. Sorry, I've got to get to the
library before it closes.

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Hey, she's friends with Ava's mum,
right?

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Yeah, maybe I should make sure she gets
to the library before it closes.

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It comes up to my roster.

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Hey!

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Firstly, thanks to Heather and Henny for
lending you.

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Don't mention it.

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Seriously, don't mention it. We're
supposed to be helping sort for the fair

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Saturday, so... There weren't enough
volunteers, so we were involuntarily

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volunteered again.

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Class swimming starts today, and more
importantly, the school pool keys go up

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for sale.

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So I need you to skim the leaves out of
the pool. Mums like things tidy.

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So what does pool key ownership entail
exactly, in case Bob doesn't know?

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It means you can use the pool after
school or in the weekends or in the

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holidays. For a small to medium -sized
donation, depending on how much Margo

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likes you.

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Get all that, Bob?

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Yeah.

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Didn't you have a key last year, Heath?

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I don't know. He'll take care of all of
that.

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Did I?

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Yeah, the pool skin is in the shed.

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Then count on us, Mr. C.

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Got this.

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Yeah. Hey, Heath!

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Junkies, right?

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Sorry, Bob.

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Threw that with my left hand.

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I'm way better with my right hand.

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Should have used that one.

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Probably.

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Hey, hey, you're Ava's mum's friend,
right? Yes, but I still can't sign up to

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your roster for some reason.

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Is money tight for them at the moment?

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No, their family's love will soon
explode. It must be a numbers thing.

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then, is May going to Ava's party?

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Of course.

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When Ava came to her party, you know the
rules.

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Can I leave now? I've got to flop this
to the library and then...

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Do something else.

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I'm alive.

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Say bye to Heather for me.

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Is it a laser tag party or something
that requires even numbers?

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The invite didn't say.

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Did you get Maeve Mum to sign up to my
roster?

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No, she was running late for a fake
appointment.

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Look!

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Justin's mum wanted to thank me for
fundraising for the new flipper.

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What, just you?

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I said books in the library. It was in
my school -wide email.

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Do you think I should have used a
pushier font?

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No, no, that email was a work of art,
you know. It was in that sweet spot

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between passive and aggressive.

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Is Ava's granny still in charge of
books?

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Oh, I'll take the books to the library
and maybe have a chat with my best

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Ava's granny about invites.

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Actually, she pulled up at the last
minute.

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Oh, another one.

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Are you going to tell Jess?

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Nah.

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Jessa's going to do what Jessa's going
to do.

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River, Brook and I will please report to
the office to pick up your new

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flippable uniforms.

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Thanks for that, Edie. Real estate.

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Well, all your real estate needs and
requirements.

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The school fundraisers said I had to say
it, but they didn't say I had to mean

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it. Oh, hi.

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Hi.

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Um, did you... Yeah, no, no. Oh, sure.

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Is Ava's granny here?

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I didn't need a chill, quiet word about
party invite etiquette. No, I'm the only

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person sorting books.

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But I do have to leave soon.

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It's common amongst our volunteers
today.

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Hey, can you give Kevin a lift to Ava's
party on Sunday?

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Kevin's invited.

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Yeah, I'm as surprised as you are. I
think she asked the whole class. No, no,

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no, not the whole class.

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Yeah, this is a numbered thing.

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It's personal.

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Is my son not as popular as they think?

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William E. Winamoo and William, can you
also come and pick up your new flip -a

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-boy uniforms?

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Thanks to Lahiri Real Estate.

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Blah, blah, blah.

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It's not good, Bob.

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Never played underwater hockey.

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Don't tell the other dads about this,
eh?

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Is that judgey at this school?

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True that.

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And actually good throwers.

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Do you want to jump in? No. Neither.

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I got it.

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We need a volunteer to jump in.

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Thanks a lot.

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No, I mean someone now.

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Fine.

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Yeah.

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Maybe I should text Ava's mum and
casually demand to know why Ryan's not

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but Kevin is. That's what I would do.

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Can we focus on my roster, or as I'm
rebranding it, the Awesome Parent Rotor

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System?

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All right, you could go ask her in
person.

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Asa's mum is one of the few mum
volunteers left in the hall. In the

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Run, yes, run!

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Hey, Heather. I really enjoyed your
latest blog post.

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Someone has got to ask the big questions
about why the way we learnt subtraction

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is so wrong these days.

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And who better than you?

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Uh, secondhand books.

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Books in the library, as per my email.
Now, would you like to sign up for the

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Awesome Parent Rotuses?

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Oh, what's that?

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It's a sign -up form for parents to help
so fundraisers don't have to do all the

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money. Oh, so it's like a rocker?

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Kind of. Sorry, I think I believe that
there.

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Ava's mum. It's me, Ryan's mum. I know.
Room three, soccer, and you live five

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houses down the street.

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Yeah, yeah. So I'm not worried, and it's
totally not a big deal or anything, but

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it looks like Ryan is the only one in
the class that wasn't invited to Ava's

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party, and I just feel like maybe it
would be, I don't know, just a little

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-destroying for the most important
person in my life.

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I'm confused.

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So am I. I mean, why would Ava want
Kevin and not Ryan? I mean, have you met

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Kevin? I mean, he's like... No, I'm
confused because she does have an invite

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Ryan. I've already checked it myself.

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He does? So he's not a complete social
reject?

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No.

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Although, Ava must have decided not to
give it to him for some reason.

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So maybe he is a complete social reject?

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He might be.

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I can't believe Ryan's not as popular as
I think he should be.

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Does Ava not know what a good friend he
is? Let's not overreact about the

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invite. Let's focus on why parents are
not signing up to the Awesome Parent

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Road. It's a roster.

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I know.

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You think I should go talk to Ava about
it?

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Definitely. Not.

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Heather, I saw Cinnamon's haiku about
summer. So advanced.

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So warm and sunny.

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I love summer.

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Don't you guys?

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So, so, so sunny.

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Wow.

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Have you signed up for Saturday?

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I thought if you donated stuff, you
didn't have to volunteer.

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No, it doesn't work like that. Bye,
Heather.

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You're the best.

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Okay, okay, what is going on? Why are
you so popular today?

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Parents are finally appreciating me.

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Took them long enough.

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Gosh, it's quite nice being popular,
isn't it? I see why you so desperately

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crave it for your lonely son.

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First break.

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Jess, don't go and talk to Ava. I'm just
going to go talk to Ava.

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Jess is going to do what Jess is going
to do.

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We're her husband.

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I don't know. Probably got lost again.

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How's the free Paul Key poetry
competition going?

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Do you think it helped that I told the
Tom and Icky that poetry is basically

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just rapping?

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No.

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Also... Do you think it was okay to ask
Heather to judge the competition?

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I feel like she already does so much for
the school. No, she's perfect.

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Who's more judgmental than that Heather
woman?

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Shora, which class is swimming today?

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Just out of interest.

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Room three.

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Joyce?

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Both your kids are in room three.
Shouldn't you already know that?

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Henry deals with all that stuff, but you
are right. We should definitely get

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more involved.

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Yeah.

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Where's room three again? In between
rooms two and four.

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Poor key season is my least favourite
season.

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I hate bejeweled season.

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Oh,

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hey, Ava. It's, um, I'll just maybe come
through.

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Um, it may just rhyme, Mum.

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I know.

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Why was... I'm not always at school,
Karma.

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Just Thursdays.

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And other times when needed.

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Anyway, the point is, I'm here now.

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And I just thought maybe, yeah, you
could give me Ryan's invite, because

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mum mentioned that you definitely have
one for him.

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Okay. Okay.

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Huh. She was nervous to give it to Ryan
in person, because he's so cool.

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He is super cool.

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You say super.

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Let me have this, Karma.

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Thank you.

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Sweet. That is why you wanted to get
into cryptocurrency now.

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Oh, sorry, kids. Hang on.

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My homies, what's up?

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Mr. Lippity.

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Mr. Lippity. Mr. Lippity.

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Mr. Lippity.

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Lippity.

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It's fine. Can we borrow Brexit? Uh, no.
Sorry, my dudes. He is picking up his

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flip -a -ball uniform thanks to Rahidi
Real Estate.

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Is Cinnamon here? No, she's at
handwriting for overachievers. Riding

253
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Discount drum lessons.

254
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,760
Well, kids spend how many time in class
these days? I know, it's so lit, right?

255
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,160
Yeah,

256
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:54,860
we need a kid with togs who's cool with
secret missions.

257
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:59,540
Oh, I could lend you Albert. Is Albert
cool?

258
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,780
Albert? No.

259
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:04,280
No, but he does have his togs.

260
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,880
Perfect. Albert, let's go.

261
00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,750
Do either of you guys have a micro USB?
My vape pen's run out of charge.

262
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,630
I don't understand what you just said.

263
00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:16,290
Toy's in the wrong place again.

264
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,770
Sorry, I've got to leave early.

265
00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:19,010
Party planning, etc.

266
00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,330
Did Mum not read my emails?

267
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:22,710
No.

268
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,310
Is Edda around?

269
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:27,970
She's arguing with the caretaker about
the true meaning of tidy.

270
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:29,450
Right.

271
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,650
Can you put in a good word for me?

272
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:36,430
She's judging the free Paul Key poetry
competition, and I would very much like

273
00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:37,710
my child to be seen to win it.

274
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,750
Oh, is that why everyone's being so nice
to her?

275
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:44,430
Oh, mums will do anything for a free
Paul Key in the prestige of a poetic

276
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:46,450
Even be nice to Heather.

277
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,170
So what happens when the competition's
over?

278
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:52,870
Oh, everyone will go back to actively
avoiding her like she deserves.

279
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:54,670
No offence.

280
00:13:56,350 --> 00:14:00,210
Um, I've just got to go and have a
corridor with Jess.

281
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,610
OK. OK.

282
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,540
Oh, tell her to say hi to Heather for
me.

283
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,160
Okay. Okay.

284
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,040
Good, you bet. Let her relax.

285
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,120
Ava does want Ryan to go to her party.

286
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:22,400
My stress about history repeating itself
is totally unfounded.

287
00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:25,340
Go on.

288
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,980
I wasn't invited to Melissa Wong Tafu's
slumber party when I was nine.

289
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,580
Kind of the worst thing that happened to
me at primary school.

290
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,940
They watched Clueless and stayed up till
1am, allegedly.

291
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,020
I just never want Ryan to feel bad about
not being liked.

292
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:45,880
Speaking of popularity, Molly's mum just
invited me to join her walking group.

293
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,640
They are so brisk.

294
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:52,060
You know, Heather, when I was at school,
popular group weren't very nice or

295
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:55,780
popular. Look, Heather, Ryan is invited
to Ava's party.

296
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,220
So cinnamon.

297
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,160
Heather.

298
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,540
There are ten muffins left for you here
from Luana's mum.

299
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,160
Sorry, I mean nine.

300
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,920
There are nine muffins left for you here
from Luana's mum.

301
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:12,700
It must be an apology for her passing
over the driveway mistake that I

302
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,240
thoughtfully pointed out yesterday.

303
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,420
It's really not cool to people who live
near the school.

304
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,720
This is the best day ever.

305
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,740
I'm just going to take this invite to
Ryan.

306
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,980
He's probably so worried.

307
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,820
Yo, where do books go?

308
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,850
Sorry, can you hold it closer? I don't
have my glasses.

309
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,630
And I'm scared to put in contact.

310
00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:41,470
Thanks for volunteering, Albert.

311
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,250
I'm volunteer, Bracken's dad.

312
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,590
None of us did, mate. Yet here we are.

313
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:51,310
So, we just need you to jump in, find
the keys, and not tell any of the other

314
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:52,149
dads about it.

315
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,150
Is it cold?

316
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,190
Hard out.

317
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:57,850
Big Bob.

318
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,960
Should we be making a seven -year -old
do something we're too scared to do?

319
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:04,900
Probably not.

320
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,880
Stand down, Albert.

321
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,240
I should be the one to jump in the
stupid pool and get the bloody keys out

322
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,080
into the dumb shed and get the bloody
pool skimmer.

323
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,340
Why don't we buy a cheap skimmer from
down the road?

324
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,539
Come again?

325
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,460
Paula's Pool Parlour. It's just right
behind my dad's dairy. But they shut it

326
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,460
once.

327
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,439
Thanks, Albert.

328
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,720
You're welcome, Cinnamon's dad.

329
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,040
Closer than ten minutes.

330
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,660
Wait, no running near the pool.

331
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,580
Gabby won't run for slippery safety
reasons and because you're watching us.

332
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:40,040
By the way, Mum could have never let me
unsupervised.

333
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,720
Guess what?

334
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:50,920
Ava does want you to go to her birthday
party on Saturday. I tracked down Ava's

335
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,640
mum and then I spoke to Ava directly and
to cut a medium story short, you're

336
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,380
welcome. I don't want to go to Ava's
party.

337
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,500
You've got to be kidding me.

338
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,310
You sure you don't want to go to Ava's
party?

339
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:08,329
I mean, don't you want to be one of the
populars?

340
00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:11,190
No. I'm going to Piper's party instead.

341
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,069
Oh, who's Piper again?

342
00:17:13,869 --> 00:17:14,669
She's new.

343
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,150
And she doesn't have many friends yet.

344
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:19,030
She's kind of a straight talker.

345
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:20,230
Oh.

346
00:17:20,369 --> 00:17:23,210
Is she the one that told me I need to
put more effort into your lunchbox and

347
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,210
outfit?

348
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:27,829
Yeah. Her birthday's on at the same time
as Ava's.

349
00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:30,210
And I don't want Piper to feel bad on
her birthday.

350
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,360
You're a real good friend, you know
that?

351
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:40,720
You said it was one of the most
important things I'll ever be... You're

352
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720
up so fast.

353
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,340
Feels so.

354
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:48,780
Huh.

355
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,140
He only wants me to meet her in the
study pocket.

356
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,920
Your friends are weird.

357
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,320
Yeah.

358
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,040
I love you.

359
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,620
Got it.

360
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,720
That's out. The fence is in.

361
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,420
I can't get there.

362
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,000
Can't get there. Where are you now? I'm
out. You're there.

363
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,880
Why did you want to meet me here?

364
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,720
Well, I've had five kids.

365
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,140
I'm always here.

366
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,860
Hey.

367
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,990
Mums are only being nice to Heather
because she's judging the free Porky

368
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,630
competition. But you think she's
genuinely popular?

369
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:41,750
If anyone had told me in year one that I
was going to be firstly called best

370
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,830
friends with Heather Maloney, I might
have loved for her to pee a little.

371
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,690
But I genuinely love her.

372
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,730
How did you find out?

373
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,930
Molly's mum's kited about it.

374
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,150
Well, let's be good friends to Heather.

375
00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:00,110
Let's go say mean things about Molly's
mum's outfit.

376
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:04,180
As fun as that sounds, it might seem a
bit childish.

377
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,500
Yeah. Yeah.

378
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,600
Fine. I'm going to speak to her like
mature lady mum.

379
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,460
Paul is leafless as requested.

380
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,360
Is that a new?

381
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,610
Pool skimmer? Yeah, my treat.

382
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,270
We'd better get back to helping the
missus.

383
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:39,390
No running, no running. You've made good
choices.

384
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:47,230
Hey, I'm leaving early because I'm quite
bored.

385
00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:48,630
Not so fast.

386
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,230
Is Molly invited to Ava's birthday
party?

387
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:55,650
Yes. Yeah, yeah, so is Ryan. But he's
choosing to be awesome instead.

388
00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:57,870
I don't know where he gets it from.

389
00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,610
We need to talk about our friend
Heather.

390
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,220
Aren't we a little old for pithy
friendship feuds? We're not in primary

391
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:07,180
anymore. We are literally in a primary
school.

392
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,000
I'm sure Heather can take care of
herself.

393
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,340
Sorry to interrupt, ladies.

394
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,140
I can't join your walking group
tomorrow.

395
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:18,780
Oh, that's a shame. We're going to rank
the junior mum's drop -off outfits from

396
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,360
ugliest to most ugliest.

397
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,200
I know what you're doing.

398
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,420
When Cinnamon's dealing with mean girls,
I tell her to shake it off and go hang

399
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,420
out with her real friends.

400
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:28,780
It's like a...

401
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,000
Wise wahine no one listens to.

402
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:35,440
And a woman child who tries her hardest
with varying and limited success.

403
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,400
Fine.

404
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,920
Oh, and one last thing.

405
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,540
I love your shoes.

406
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,480
Oh, they look very...

407
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,200
Well, it looks like we'll be all working
double shifts on Saturday.

408
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,720
Just once I'd like to enjoy a school
event instead of working at it.

409
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,440
Oh! Oh, look.

410
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:14,860
It looks like this has maybe been sorted
into the wrong box.

411
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,200
Right, Henny?

412
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,580
Right.

413
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,340
It is mostly pants, after all.

414
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,980
So you're not judging the free pool key
poetry competition, I know how you love

415
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:26,899
to judge things.

416
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:27,900
I do.

417
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,790
I convinced Mr Coxhead he'd be more than
happy to take over.

418
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:33,330
And I asked him a small favour.

419
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:35,230
Attention, children.

420
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:40,270
Please inform your families that the
next five parents to sign up for the

421
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:44,330
-hand fare roster will receive a free
pool key.

422
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:46,370
Thank you, Heather.

423
00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:48,150
You're welcome, my friend.

424
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,490
Does that mean that I get a free school
pool key?

425
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:51,790
No.

426
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:55,730
Roster!

427
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,499
Hey, babe.

428
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,380
Hi, babe. We're here to help. We've done
it, babe.

429
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:08,620
Joy, think.

430
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,100
I mean, think.

431
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:14,440
Jess, you'd better RSVP that Ryan can't
come to Ava's party. Yes, thank you.

432
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,080
Do you think that her mum will be
annoyed with me because I made quite a

433
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,080
about getting him invited?

434
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,500
Yeah. Yeah.

435
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,760
Hard out.

436
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,940
is called the true story of the mighty
mums in the bake sale from hell that

437
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:34,920
actually happened. I'm here to pick up
the baking bonanza from our charitable

438
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:35,920
caregivers.

439
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,179
What's that?

440
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,400
This isn't a bonanza.

441
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,360
It's barely a nanza. It's a half nanza
at best.

442
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,740
Luckily the other mums were super chill
about it. This is the worst thing that's

443
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:46,740
ever happened either.

444
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,760
That's my mum.

445
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:48,980
Yeah, we know.

446
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Oh, sorry.

447
00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:54,040
Don't throw out the broken cups or use
them for my mosaics.

448
00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:58,640
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